big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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