Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
COCAINE IS GR8
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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