Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize