Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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