I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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