I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize