It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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