Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
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I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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