Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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