I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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