Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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