lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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