Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I want you more than these girls want KFC
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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