Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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