So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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