I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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