i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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