the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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