Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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