who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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