It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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