We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
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Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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