Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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