how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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