My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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