Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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