hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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