Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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