I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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