ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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