What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
this just has baby written all over it
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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