i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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