is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize