You made me cry and you don't even care
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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