Kareoke will never be a sober sport
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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