She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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