Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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