just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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