In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Green mimosas i think yes
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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