i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I am available for nakedness
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