i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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