Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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