New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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