Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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