Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Never joke about your clitoris.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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