If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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