Quick, to the slutcave!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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