Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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