I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
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those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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