Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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